Note: as with all things Sarah Silverman, this is incredibly non-PC, so easily offended beware. Enjoy!
Here's the original link: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/25/91356/3480/342/609860
Cross the threshold, if you dare! I bid you... Welcome... Please enter, of your own FREE-WILL... You must excuse my... humble surroundings - but I have sent the servants away on various errands and they will not be back for quite some time... We are COMPLETELY alone here... I hope that I can personally satisfy ALL your needs... After all... What can the damned really have to say to the damned?
Here's the original link: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/25/91356/3480/342/609860
PBS has a short video on Sarah Palin on their website. Also included is a poll that asks: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be VP? Let's turn this around... You don't have to give your name or email address in order to vote. It's very simple.
Here's the link: http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html
As of this posting the results are as follows:
The whole hellish spectacle
was drawn from my childhood fears
and dreads...
to create a hell for me
that would keep me dead,
drowned
and in despair.
If his plan had worked,
I would have really died,
of course,
and his vision of hell
would have vanished
and maybe,
just maybe,
in some life after,
I would have found
the true explanation.
It's difficult to think
about that last part however.
Because I didn't die.
And what I have now
is a chance to stop...
simply by being alive
and being here.
... accept this I do not.
And it isn't only
that I don't believe it.
I can't.
I can't believe it
because my reason tells me
that such a system,
in which anyone dictates
our every move –
be it a god,
or a devil,
or our subconscious mind,
or our tyrannical genes –
is simply impossible.
Life itself
must be founded upon
the infinite possibility
for choice and accident.
And if we cannot prove that it is,
we must believe that it is.
We must believe
that we can change,
that we can control,
that we can direct
our own destinies.
... I refuse to judge...
The rage I felt...
is now gone.
And I choose
of my own free will
to stay here
waiting...
and believing...
That belief...
is the tenet of my credo.
And no matter how enormous
and intricate
this web of events seems,
no matter how much
it is like the patterns of flags
and balustrades
and repetitive cast iron
on this little plot of earth.
I maintain my credo.
I believe in Free Will,
the Force Almighty,
by which we conduct ourselves
as if we were the sons and daughters
of a just and wise God,
even if there is no such Supreme Being.
And by free will
we can choose to do good on this earth
no matter that we all die
and do not know where we go
when we die
or if a justice,
or explanation awaits us.
I believe
that we can through our reason,
know what good is
and in the communion of men and women
in which the forgiveness of wrongs
will always be more significant
than the avenging of them
and that in the beautiful,
natural world that surrounds us
we represent the best
and the finest of beings
for we alone
can see that natural beauty,
appreciate it,
learn from it,
weep for it
and seek to conserve it
and protect it.
I believe...
that we are the only true moral force
in the physical world
the makers of ethics
and moral ideas
and that we must be as good
as the gods we've created in the past
to guide us.
I believe
that through our finest efforts,
we will succeed finally
in creating heaven on earth
and we do it
every time that we love,
every time that we embrace,
every time that we commit to create
rather than destroy,
every time that we place life over death
and the natural over what is unnatural,
insofar as we are able to define it.
And I suppose I do believe
in the final analysis
that a peace of mind
can be obtained
in the face of the worst horrors
and the worst losses.
It can be obtained
by faith in change,
and in will,
and in accident,
and by faith in ourselves;
that we will do the right thing
more often than not
in the face of adversity.
For ours is the power and the glory
because we are capable of visions
and ideas
which are ultimately greater
than we are.
That is my credo,
that is why I believe
in my interpretation...
But it's my belief,
for what it's worth
and it sustains me.
And if I were to die right now,
I wouldn't be afraid.
Because I can't believe
that horror
or chaos awaits us.
If any revelation
awaits us at all
it must be as good
as our ideals
and our best philosophy.
For surely nature
must embrace the visible
and the invisible
and it couldn't fall short of us.
The thing that makes the flowers open
and the snowflakes fall,
must contain a wisdom
and a final secret
as intricate
and beautiful
as the blooming camellia
or the clouds gathering above
so white and pure
in the blackness.
If that isn't so
then we are in the grip
of a staggering irony.
And all the spooks of hell
might as well dance...
There could be a devil.
People who burn other people to death are fine.
There could be anything.
But the world is simply too beautiful for that.
At least it seems that way to me
as I sit here now...
Only our capacity for goodness
is as fine as the silken breeze...
as fine as the scent of the rain
just beginning to fall
with a faint roar
as it strikes the shimmering leaves,
so gentle,
gentle as the vision
of the rain itself
strung like silver
through the fabric
of the embracing darkness.
November 11th, 2001
I knew some of this, but not all of it. It's truly horrifying! Please read below...
Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background info…
She was elected Alaska's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no foreign policy experience.1
Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.2
She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000. 3
Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.4
She's doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.5
She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years.
She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.6
How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.7
This is information the American people need to see. Please take a moment to forward this email to your friends and family.
We also asked Alaska MoveOn members what the rest of us should know about their governor. The response was striking. Here's a sample:
She is really just a mayor from a small town outside Anchorage who has been a governor for only 1.5 years, and has ZERO national and international experience. I shudder to think that she could be the person taking that 3AM call on the White House hotline, and the one who could potentially be charged with leading the US in the volatile international scene that exists today. —Rose M., Fairbanks, AK
She is VERY, VERY conservative, and far from perfect. She's a hunter and fisherwoman, but votes against the environment again and again. She ran on ethics reform, but is currently under investigation for several charges involving hiring and firing of state officials. She has NO experience beyond Alaska. —Christine B., Denali Park, AK
As an Alaskan and a feminist, I am beyond words at this announcement. Palin is not a feminist, and she is not the reformer she claims to be. —Karen L., Anchorage, AK
Alaskans, collectively, are just as stunned as the rest of the nation. She is doing well running our State, but is totally inexperienced on the national level, and very much unequipped to run the nation, if it came to that. She is as far right as one can get, which has already been communicated on the news. In our office of thirty employees (dems, republicans, and nonpartisans), not one person feels she is ready for the V.P. position.—Sherry C., Anchorage, AK
She's vehemently anti-choice and doesn't care about protecting our natural resources, even though she has worked as a fisherman. McCain chose her to pick up the Hillary voters, but Palin is no Hillary. —Marina L., Juneau, AK
I think she's far too inexperienced to be in this position. I'm all for a woman in the White House, but not one who hasn't done anything to deserve it. There are far many other women who have worked their way up and have much more experience that would have been better choices. This is a patronizing decision on John McCain's part- and insulting to females everywhere that he would assume he'll get our vote by putting "A Woman" in that position.—Jennifer M., Anchorage, AK
So Governor Palin is a staunch anti-choice religious conservative. She's a global warming denier who shares John McCain's commitment to Big Oil. And she's dramatically inexperienced.
In picking Sarah Palin, John McCain has made the religious right very happy. And he's made a very dangerous decision for our country.
In the next few days, many Americans will be wondering what McCain's vice-presidential choice means. Please pass this information along to your friends and family.
Thanks for all you do.
Sources:
1. "Sarah Palin," Wikipedia, Accessed August 29, 2008
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin
2. "McCain Selects Anti-Choice Sarah Palin as Running Mate," NARAL Pro-Choice America, August 29, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=17515&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=1
3. "Sarah Palin, Buchananite," The Nation, August 29, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=17736&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=2
4. "'Creation science' enters the race," Anchorage Daily News, October 27, 2006
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=17737&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=3
5. "Palin buys climate denial PR spin—ignores science," Huffington Post, August 29, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=17517&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=4
6. "McCain VP Pick Completes Shift to Bush Energy Policy," Sierra Club, August 29, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=17518&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=5
"Choice of Palin Promises Failed Energy Policies of the Past," League of Conservation Voters, August 29, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=17519&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=6
6. "Protecting polar bears gets in way of drilling for oil, says governor," The Times of London, May 23, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=17520&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=7
7. "McCain met Palin once before yesterday," MSNBC, August 29, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=21119&id=13661-6420516-DZFZjMx&t=8
The Kittens - 2nd single...
Tremble in horror at the fearsome brutality of MZUNGU!
Fear him! Mzungu will revel in your evisceration!
(I'm just LOVING The Kittens new sound - much more mainstream and definitely hits!).
AML,
~D~