Black Cats Rule The Night!

Daddy is going to be mad at us, BUT... Spooky and I have finally secured our own email address! The "Big D" doesn't know, so PLEASE, PLEASE don't tell him!

I used to have my own, but Dad was ALWAYS on the computer - and now that he tends to sleep so much, I realized that now is the time to rise up, and stand up for kitty rights! I finally figured out his password and was able to hack into his blog and post this.

F.C.U.K. the Vampires on HBO - WE ARE THE ONES WHO TRULY RULE THE NIGHT!!! (Hey, fashion week just wrapped up here in NYC - what else do you expect? - Hisssssssss!!!).

Look, I'm only an American Short-hair with some Bombay blood in me, and Spooky is the same except that he's got some Egyptian something or other going on there as well.

What are we? Well let me explain this quick and easy... A black cat is a felid whose fur is uniformly black. It is not a particular breed of cat and may be mixed or of a specific breed. The all-black pigmentation is equally prevalent in both male and female cats. The black color is of obvious benefit to a cat hunting at night. In Western history, black cats have often been looked upon as a symbol of evil omens: in other cultures they are considered to be good omens. Black cats have been found to have lower odds of adoption in American shelters compared to other colors (except brown).

Daddy and I can't save them all - but we'll try! BLACK CATS RULE!!! At least Spooky agrees with me and on everything so far, so there's no problem here...

“BEWARE the Black Kitties and Tremble in our Awe! Worship us and feed us or you will get Clawed! Worshipped as gods once we were and have NOT forgotten! Bow now before us or you will be forsaken!”

(Okay, Spooky wrote that entire last paragraph. He's got these delusions of taking over the world from the humans – like that's an "if” - LOL!). [Unfortunately, he may be serious!].

Well, he won’t let me edit what he’s typed, so it will have to stay – for now…But don’t worry – BOTH daddy and I keep an eye on him – VERY closely.

Anyway – this is supposed to be about Kitty Rights! So enough about my purr-sonal life, this is really ALL ABOUT US KITTIES!

In a nutshell, all we want is the following items…

24/7 Access to Clean Litter
24/7 Access to Fresh Water
24/7 Access to Kitty Kibble
12/7 Access to Wet Food
31,536,000,000 seconds of love “purr” year
Oh, and also UNLIMITED catnip – forever!!!

=^..^=

If you do not meet our demands, we will be forced to take your nations in a friendly hostage situation and force your governments to scoop our litter boxes!!!

Oh and our new email address is Spooky-Boo@meowmail.com We can’t wait to hear from all out Aunties, Uncles and Cousins all over the world!

(Okay – Maybe I have too much time on my hands… LOL!!! Ya Think!)