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Well, besides the fact that I've taken off 300 years from my age...Here's the deal... If you didn't get it from my blog's splash-page or looking at my interests - then, YOU AIN'T GONNA GET IT BLANCHE! However, I will add that I have an extremely wicked sense of humor and love to play practical jokes - especially if I discover your greatest fear. As I always say, "EVIL IS AN ART FORM!".

18 December, 2009

2009 Holiday Video Slideshow

Sorry folks, but as I am practically destitute – I still wanted to give y'all something other than the ever ubiquitous: “Warm Holiday Wishes” (blah-blah-blah, etc… etc… etc…). So I spent the past few weeks compiling this video-slideshow for your enjoyment. I hope you will be satisfied with the results. May your Holiday's be Merry AND Gay! LOL! ~D~

A CHRISTMAS STORY

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that 3 of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?"


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

3 comments:

john posts said...

Very nice slideshow. Enjoyed all aspects of "the scenery"

Anonymous said...

As always my lov, very nice. Not the best words to say it, ubt all I have right now. XOXO Debi

Unknown said...

Loved the slideshow.Have a wonderful holiday season!!!